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My New Year’s Resolutions

’Tis the season for New Year’s resolutions. Here are my top 10 for 2014.

10. Get myself named an honorary captain of the Terrapins football team for the first Big Ten home game, which will be against Ohio State. The most deafening sound from a sold-out Byrd Stadium crowd will come from Buckeyes fans when they learn to fear the turtle.